The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather large dark oval eyes

large dark oval eyes

Nothing says Allied victory like doing the hokey pokey on quad skates at Euclid and East 90th

grinning to reveal silver steel teeth

Citing precedent from Moses to a Dodgers pitcher to win a parking lot argument about a recreational bowling league is peak Walter Sobchak litigation

The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather large dark oval eyesPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits